Showing posts with label mars and venus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mars and venus. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Five Little Pumpkins

Luke wants to get a fake pumpkin to make the jack o'lantern out of this year.

How do I phrase "Honey, you have snookered me into a fake Yule tree with this bullshit 'pine allergy' of yours, I am not having a fake jack o'lantern too" without sounding harsh?

Friday, August 17, 2007

Losing You

Looks like my estimate of a month was wildly optimistic; the second nipple ring's going to be out before the weekend's over at the rate it's going. It's not outside the realm of possibility that it'll pop tonight, in fact. At least I'll get to stop worrying about it.

And, of course, my period is starting, just in time for the weekend which is when I generally get laid. Sometimes being female is less fun than one might hope. On the other hand at least I don't have to mess around with maintaining my place in the male hierarchy at all times, so it's fair enough.